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Kaelik wrote:DSM is rolling in his grave right now.
Wait, I'm dead? Hell isn't quite what I was expecting, but I must say I'm not surprised to see the rest of you assholes here.

The more I think about it, though, the more things start to make sense. Trump the Republican frontrunner? Oh, Satan you rascal. I can't believe I fell for that.
More seriously, if you can only name two bigoted shitbags affiliated with GamerGate you weren't paying a lot of attention, but I'm not sure how that's relevant. The most vocal opponents of Israel's treatment of the Palestinian people are probably antisemites who don't give one shit about the Palestinians. As long as bigoted shitbags exist (so probably forever), they are going to reliably champion any and all causes that give them an excuse to bitch about the particular brand(s) of egalitarianism they don't like, because it's never about the causes; it's about the opportunity.
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Josh_Kablack wrote:I'm kinda baffled how a flaming sword and a shield of Fabulousness are weapons against those sinister gays.....
While that makes no real sense, it is more like Milo is gay and describes himself as such. A bearer of truth and always fabulous.
Koumei wrote:I'm just glad that Jill Stein stayed true to her homeopathic principles by trying to win with .2% of the vote. She just hasn't diluted it enough!
Koumei wrote:I am disappointed in Santorum: he should carry his dead election campaign to term!
Just a heads up... Your post is pregnant... When you miss that many periods it's just a given.
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DSMatticus wrote:
Kaelik wrote:DSM is rolling in his grave right now.
Wait, I'm dead?
Only explanation I could think of why I got to a gamergate post before you.
DSMatticus wrote:Kaelik gonna kaelik. Whatcha gonna do?
The U.S. isn't a democracy and if you think it is, you are a rube.

That's libertarians for you - anarchists who want police protection from their slaves.
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What am I looking at?
In this moment, I am Ur-phoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my int score.
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Can someone give Count a hand?



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arachnodactyly
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Pseudo Stupidity wrote:This Applebees fucking sucks, much like all Applebees. I wanted to go to Femboy Hooters (communism).
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DSMatticus wrote:It's not just that everything you say is stupid, but that they are Gordian knots of stupid that leave me completely bewildered as to where to even begin. After hearing you speak Alexander the Great would stab you and triumphantly declare the puzzle solved.
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This. This + infinity.

I've seen this meme before, but I'm especially tickled by this take on it. Thanks for posting it, Longes.
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That's epic.
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List of RPGs, similar to two cows. Spoiled for size.
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Now that last bit should be "You have stolen all the sheep's virginity."
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Yeah... theft of livestock is pretty tame for FATAL
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Wait didn't Carson say that Pyramids were to store grain and not made by aliens.
Koumei wrote:I'm just glad that Jill Stein stayed true to her homeopathic principles by trying to win with .2% of the vote. She just hasn't diluted it enough!
Koumei wrote:I am disappointed in Santorum: he should carry his dead election campaign to term!
Just a heads up... Your post is pregnant... When you miss that many periods it's just a given.
I want him to tongue-punch my box.
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Yes, yes. I probably should have made it "Aliens Guy" "Jesus Guy"

Carson's quoted as saying that scientists think it was aliens, but that "you know, it doesn’t require an alien being when God is with you", as if that was the only alternative. So he clearly has aliens on his mind.
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AMERICA 1885

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Heh, a friend referred me to Blaster Knuckle many years ago because he resembled one of my more outlandish Deadlands characters in some ways.

And here's a little something for today.

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Those eyes.
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Leress wrote:Wait didn't Carson say that Pyramids were to store grain and not made by aliens.
Yeah, Casron is the guy who believes that pyramids were not built by aliens and weren't built by enslaved Israelites forced by Egyptians (good). What he does believe is that the Egyptians built it for a counter-factual purpose, directed by a single Israeli (wtf?).
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Carson is the supposed doctor, right? Didn't that mean he went to school? Did he skip his History 101 classes? Or did he get his diploma out of a cereal box?
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DSMatticus wrote:It's not just that everything you say is stupid, but that they are Gordian knots of stupid that leave me completely bewildered as to where to even begin. After hearing you speak Alexander the Great would stab you and triumphantly declare the puzzle solved.
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Shrapnel wrote:Carson is the supposed doctor, right? Didn't that mean he went to school? Did he skip his History 101 classes? Or did he get his diploma out of a cereal box?
US History classes teach, when they reference it even a little, which is basically never, that the pyramids were built by slaves, even though this is wrong. They also teach, when they mention it at all, which is even less than that, that the israelis were slaves in Egypt and freed by Moses even though that also is definitely not the case at all.

So it makes sense that someone taught history in the US would believe the israelis built the pyramids, and that god helped them because he's a good guy who helped his slaves do impossible things to help their captors. Compared to that already super wrong belief, believing that israelis designed the pyramids and wanted them constructed is an extremely minor deviation from the already super wrong position that comes standard with americas shitty history teaching.
DSMatticus wrote:Kaelik gonna kaelik. Whatcha gonna do?
The U.S. isn't a democracy and if you think it is, you are a rube.

That's libertarians for you - anarchists who want police protection from their slaves.
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